FINALLY Defeat Hemorrhoids, Even If You've Tried Everything!
Tap into the powerful ancient herbal remedy of spagyrics to swiftly slaughter painful hemorrhoid symptoms like a Ninja and take your life back!
What Do People Think?
Tina Jenkins
Thanks to you guys my hemorrhoids feel so much better! I'm shocked how well this worked. I got the product quickly and in just a few days my hemorrhoids no longer hurt! Hem-Ninja is the real deal and I highly suggest this product if you have hemorrhoids." - Tina Jenkins
John Bui
Wow! Great products with great ingredients. I've dealt with hemorrhoids for many years and never felt this good. They're worse at certain times than others, but this last time was unbearable! I came across HEM-Ninja and had to give it a try. I'm so glad I did, thank you!" - John
Richard Shute
Having hemorrhoids sucks but I'm grateful to know that if I ever need this again, you guys got my back (literally)! LOL! I love the theme of the product as well, I think its hilarious! Anyways, thanks for your help! Seriously, I thought this would never end. Thanks again!" - Justin
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Dispatch Hemorrhoids: Lose The Pain & Suffering, Not Your Money!
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WEAPONIZED HEMORRHOID RELIEF!
Put HEM-Ninja™ into action with nothing to lose. It's going fight hemorrhoids to the death for you! If it fails to accomplish the mission, just ask for your money back and get a 100% full refund, plain and simple. There's nothing cloaked in secrecy with this guarantee! The only thing you have to lose is the pain and suffering!
The Cutting Edge of Hemorrhoid Relief!
Shuriken
The Shuriken or "ninja star", for many reasons, is arguably the most efficient and deadly weapon in the ninja's repertoire/arsenal. There were many different styles and designs. This specific shuriken was designed to slaughter hemorrhoids! It has THREE blades which work in unison to slice, slash and defeat even the worst hemorrhoid symptoms once and for all!
ALL 3 WEAPONS INCLUDED!
Weapon 1 - INCLUDED!
Soothing Relief Balm
This all-natural organic soothing balm leads the offensive being applied immediately after it arrives at your door. Acting in stealth to swiftly ease and calm painful hemorrhoid symptoms, it arrives discreetly, astutely trained and eager to get to work soothing and comforting even the worst hemorrhoid symptoms!
Weapon 2 - INCLUDED!
Spagyric Herbal Tincture
Many of the ways ninjas dispatched their enemies were never meant to be detected. While the external balm is inflicting its topical onslaught, the Spagyric Herbal Tincture™ begins the next phase of the offensive, sneaking in to infiltrate and attack hemorrhoids at the source, internally! Fast and full stomach absorption maximizes potency, efficacy and speeds recovery! Dispatch hemorrhoids today!
Weapon 3 - INCLUDED!
Ultimate Hemorrhoid Prevention Guide
Use this quick training guide to speed-learn like a ninja, quickly understand why you got hemorrhoids to begin with and what simple steps you can take to slaughter hemorrhoids for good! Prevention is key! As the old adage goes, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"! You'll be sorry if you miss this training to easy hemorrhoid prevention!
We Need To Talk About "Spagyrics", They're A Game Changer!
Alcohol-based spagyric tinctures are the most potent and effective way to harness and utilize the power of medicinal herbs! They absorb through the mouth/stomach wall and the herbs are immediately drawn into your bloodstream. Spagyrics are far superior to other Tinctures, Capsules, Creams, etc., because they're highly energized and concentrate the full character (medicinal properties, nutrients, enzymes and mineral salts) of plants and herbs instead of isolating just one. Only Spagyrics offer a true full-spectrum herbal extract with maximum bio-availability, efficacy and potency. They're completely integrated with all the plants' synergetic elements (or body) preserved in both their acidic and stable forms. By keeping the “body” of the herb in the spagyric, it results in a more holistic and potent experience of the herb’s medicinal benefits. Simply put, its the most effective all-natural organic hemorrhoid treatment in existence!
The Gold Standard For Botanical Extracts!
Your body uses 98% of spagyric extracts and only 39-51% of capsules! This makes spagyrics much more powerful and effective than any capsule or tablet! Spagyrics take 1-4 minutes to assimilate and 85-90% of nutrients are absorbed in under 30 seconds! Capsules or pills can take 20-30 minutes just to break down before the body can even start to assimilate them! Learn more about spagyrics and why HEM-Ninja™ is by far your best choice. CLICK HERE>>
The Emerging Herbal Hemorrhoid Treatment Doctors Now Trust!
Spagyrics are the pinnacle of all natural hemorrhoid treatment! Physicians and homeopathic doctors alike are beginning to rediscover this ancient art and its ability to help heal the root causes and symptoms of many different illnesses. While spagyrics may be centuries old— and is considered a lost art in today’s society—it is slowly gaining recognition among consumers and physicians alike for its powerful health benefits. Learn More About Spagyrics CLICK HERE >>
RELEASE THE NINJA!Internal Assassin Ingredients:
The scientifically proven organic ingredients to annihilate hemorrhoids!
Spagyric Herbal Tincture
- Organic Diosmin - Helps quickly relieve painful hemorrhoid symptoms
- Organic Hesperidin - Reduces painful symptoms by increasing blood circulation
- Organic Lemon Peel - Has the highest levels of diosmin and hesperidin
- Organic Hyssop Herb - Has high levels of diosmin
- Organic Butcher's Broom Root - High in Hesperidin, also supports bowel health. Is a slight laxative
- Organic Horse Chestnut Seed - Powerful anti-oxidant qualities
- Organic Witch Hazel Leaf - Anti-inflammatory
- Organic Linden - One of the best stress relievers
- Organic Chamomile Flower - Great Stress Reliever, soothes the gut
- Organic Elderberry - Anti-inflammatory, good for digestion
- Organic Cane Alcohol (30-40%) - Dissolves essential oils of the plants and herbs to extract the beneficial compounds.
External Assault™ Ingredients:
Soothing Relief Balm
- Organic Witch Hazel Leaf - Relieves the itching and burning
- Organic St. John's Wort Leaf - Eases itching and burning, aids recovery
- Organic Arnica Flower - Helps relieve pain and irritation
- Organic Yarrow Leaf - Helps stop bleeding
- Organic Plantain Leaf - Reduces swelling and helps stop bleeding
- Organic Olive Oil - Anti-inflammatory & anti-oxidant properties
- Organic Chamomile Essential Oil - Helps improve digestion
- Organic Lavender Essential Oil - Promotes relaxation, relieves stress
- Organic Coconut Oil - Soothes & helps shrink hemorrhoids
- Organic Vitamin E Oil - Soothes & helps speed-up recovery
- Organic Beeswax - Antibacterial & anti-inflammatory properties
- Organic Jojoba Oil - Absorbs & penetrates deep to the cause
- Organic Comfrey Leaf - Extreme healing properties
- Organic Shea Butter - Helps moisturize and nourish skin
- Organic Frankincense Essential Oil - Helps heal skin and wounds
Hem-Ninja™ Vs Other Treatments: Which Is Better?
Are You Still Wasting Your Money On Pills, Chemical Creams & Capsules And Not Getting Relief?
Why waste your money on herbal hemorrhoid pills and capsules when your body can only absorb 39-52% of them? You're literally throwing away half your money! Due to the fact your body doesn't need to break down a spagyric liquid extract, 98% of the medicinal properties in the liquid are able to be absorbed into your system, immediately! This makes HEM-Ninja™ much more powerful and effective than any capsule or tablet! We used to sell capsule supplements, UNTIL we discovered how much better herbal tinctures work! In addition, most hemorrhoid creams and gels are loaded with harmful toxic chemicals! Our specially engineered soothing relief balm is made from all-natural 100% organic ingredients you can trust and are scientifically proven to help eliminate hemorrhoids.
- MOST POTENT NATURAL HEMORRHOID TREATMENT - Made Using Ancient Ninja Alchemical Spagyric Process!
- Swiftly gets to work targeting and attacking hemorrhoids from within!
- Fast And Full Absorption! 85-90% Of Nutrients Are Absorbed In Under 30 Seconds!
- Increased Bio-Availability, Efficacy, And Potency Out Performs All Other Herbal Hemorrhoid Remedies, Tablets and Capsules!
- Quickly Subdues And Soothes Pain, Itching, Bleeding And Discomfort!
- 100% Organic, Safe & Effective, No Harsh Chemicals!
- Promotes Healing From Within To Soothe, Subdue and Protect!
- ZERO RISK -100% Money-Back Guarantee! Get Your Life Back!
HEM-Ninja™ Internal Assassin Tincture Label
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