Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is HEM-Ninja™?

HEM-Ninja™ is a natural formula, meticulously engineered (by ninjas over centuries) from only the highest quality herbs on the planet. Each serving comes packed with the best hemorrhoid fighting ingredients known to man. Each herb used is specifically chosen for its known benefits and uniquely works together with the other ingredients to help heal you from the inside out!

How long does it take to work?

There is no exact answer to this question as each person is different and their bodies respond at different rates to the product. However, it can work as soon as 2-3 days! However, give it time to work its magic! For some it takes a few days, others it takes a week or so. Just take it each day until your supply is gone and you'll be happily surprised at just how amazing you feel!

Does HEM-Ninja™ work on all hemorrhoids?

Yes. Even hemorrhoids which may seemingly may need surgery are no match for HEM-Ninja™ Natural Hemorrhoid Formula!

Should I take it on a full stomach?

It’s recommended to take HEM-Ninja™ on a full stomach, but not necessary. Some people may get an upset stomach if they take certain herbs on an empty stomach. However, we've not had any complaints from any customers. We suggest people taking it on a full stomach just to be cautious to avoid any possible stomach issues.

Does it have a guarantee?

Yes! HEM-Ninja™ comes with a FULL 100% SATISFACTION MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. If for any reason you are unsatisfied with HEM-Ninja™, simply contact us within 60 days of your purchase for a full money-back refund, no questions asked!

Is it safe to take if I'm pregnant?

Yes! It’s perfectly safe and even useful for expecting mothers. Our ingredients are safe, natural and effective for everyone! We recommend discussing the ingredients with your doctor before taking HEM-Ninja™ or any other dietary supplement.

What about if I'm breastfeeding?

Yes! Our ingredients are safe, natural and effective for everyone regardless if your breastfeeding or not. These natural herbs have many health benefits aside from helping to heal your hemorrhoids! We recommend discussing the ingredients with your doctor.

Do you have a list of ingredients?

Yes. All of the secret ninja ingredients are listed on the label. We know it's your right to know exactly what you're putting into your body and in what exact amounts. We don't use any secret or "proprietary blends", our ingredients are clearly labeled for your protection and convenience.

Does HEM-Ninja™ have any side effects?

This is one reason we believe using natural herbs instead of harmful pharmaceutical drugs (which are essentially poisonous chemicals), is far superior. Our ingredients are essentially plants from your garden, not drugs created in a lab! They're safe, natural and have tremendous healing qualities! To avoid any potential side effects caused by the introduction of new herbs into your system, make sure you drink plenty of water. There are rare cases of people experiencing low energy or headaches when beginning a new herbal supplement regime. This is caused by the increased absorption of the herbs in your stomach, so stay hydrated and you shouldn't have any unwanted effects. If you're taking any prescription drugs, check with your doctor to make sure they don't have any harmful interactions with herbs.

How will I get the product, and how soon?

As a standard operating procedure, all orders go out the same day they are received (note, orders received after 3pm GMT will go out the next day).

Is there anyone who shouldn't take your product?

We believe our product is safe for any and everyone. However, as with any supplement including HEM-Ninja™, as an added precaution people should consult a doctor or pediatrician before use. Especially if you have any previous medical conditions, are taking any medications, or are pregnant or nursing.

Why is HEM-Ninja™ Natural Hemorrhoid Formula, the BEST choice?

  • 7 All-Natural Herbal Ingredients Specifically Engineered By Ninjas To Stop Hemorrhoids!
  • Proven Formula Backed By Comprehensive Modern Research!
  • Safe, Natural, Effective!
  • Promotes healing from the inside out!
  • Discreetly Shipped To Your Door!
  • NO-RISK 100% Money Back Guarantee!

Questions About Hemorrhoids

What is a Hemorrhoid?

Hemorrhoids, also known as piles, are swollen and inflamed veins in the rectum and anus and cause discomfort and/or bleeding. Hemorrhoids are caused from a variety of things, but straining during bowel movements, poor diet, and pregnancy are common causes. Discomfort is a common symptom, especially during bowel movements or when sitting. Other symptoms include pain, itching and bleeding.

What are the Different Types of Hemorrhoids?

There are essentially two types of hemorrhoids, internal and external. Both are swollen veins in the rectum and/or anus. The main difference between these two types, is simply their severity and location.

External hemorrhoids arise from the anal canal, while internal hemorrhoids arise from the rectum, immediately above the anal canal. According to Cuckoo Choudhary, MD, associate professor of gastroenterology at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia, one type is not worse than the other, but both can cause problems. "It all depends on the size and degree of the hemorrhoid," Dr. Choudhary says. "Untreated internal hemorrhoids can cause bleeding. External hemorrhoids can cause thrombosis [blood clotting], which gives way to severe pain from hemorrhoidal strangulation."

If you know you have hemorrhoids and you have acute and severe anal pain, it could be a sign of thrombosed hemorrhoids.

How common are hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids have always reared their ugly heads going back to antiquity. This is what led ninjas to the secret discovery of the perfect hemorrhoid remedy! There are many factors that play into this, such as pregnancy and genealogy. However, this problem is becoming more and more common and not just among elderly people as one might think. Hemorrhoids are a widespread problem effecting people of all ages and indeed 50% of ALL people will experience hemorrhoids at one point or another during their lifetime. The American sludge diet for one, is one main factor we believe contributes greatly to this problem.

What are some symptoms?

  • Itching and/or burning during or after bowel movements.
  • Bloody stool
  • Painful lump on anus
  • Pain during or after bowel movements.
  • Swelling
  • Butthurt attitude to match

What if I don't do anything about my hemorrhoids?

Like anything else, if you neglect a problem, it may only get worse and worse. We have tried to make light of this taboo condition, but we know it’s no laughing matter. Hemorrhoids can become very serious and be excruciatingly painful. There are very severe cases in which the only option becomes an even more painful and expensive surgery. Don’t wait, if you think or have been told you need surgery, HEM-Ninja™ may still help you, but you must try. Please, even if you decide not to try HEM-Ninja™, do NOT just let this go and do nothing! Surgery should always be a last resort, but if you wait and wait it may become your only option. We've made it so simple and discreet for you to have HEM-Ninja™ quickly delivered to your door so you can start healing immediately, and don't have to worry about being embarrassed at any checkout lines.

Do you have any suggestions for fast relief until my bottle of Hem-Ninja™ arrives?

The best way to ensure ultimate relief is to get HEM-Ninja™ and fix your problem from the inside out once and for all. However, in the meantime there are some things you can do to temporarily help relieve symptoms of severely inflamed and painful hemorrhoids.

Take warm baths

Soak in a bathtub filled with a few inches of warm water for about 15 minutes at a time. Do it two or three times a day and after every bowel movement. If you want to wash the area, too, use unscented soap and don't scrub.

Pat gently afterward to dry. You can even use a blow dryer on a cool setting if that feels better. There are also special "sitz baths" you can put directly on your toilet seat to make soaking easier.

Rub on relief

Over-the-counter wipes or creams with witch hazel can soothe pain and itch with no side effects. Don't use one with hydrocortisone for more than a week unless your doctor says it's OK.


Put a small cold pack on the trouble spot several times a day. It can dull pain and bring down the swelling for a little while.

Apple Cider Vinegar

The natural agent in unpasteurized apple cider vinegar has been shown to reduce inflammation, thus providing relief from hemorrhoid symptoms like itchiness and pain. For an easy topical treatment, soak a cotton ball or toilet paper in the vinegar and apply directly to the affected area. The acidity may cause a stinging sensation at first, but should subside after a few moments. Some patients report a stinging for a minute or two, followed by pain relief that can last a couple of hours.

Vicks VapoRub

Some people report immediate (though temporary) symptom relief after applying a small amount of Vicks to the affected area.

Coconut oil

Coconut oil is a natural moisturizer, which may also help to relieve pain caused by hemorrhoids. Applying coconut oil to the affected area may reduce irritation and swelling. It may also help reduce the urge to scratch.

Keep the area clean

Bathe (preferably) or shower daily to cleanse the skin around your anus gently with warm water. Avoid alcohol-based or perfumed wipes. Gently pat the area dry or use a hair dryer.

Don't use dry toilet paper

To help keep the anal area clean after a bowel movement, use moist towelettes or wet toilet paper that doesn't contain perfume or alcohol.

Don't hesitate to drop us a line of you have any further, questions, comments or concerns. We’re always happy to answer your questions, so don't be too shy to ask! HEM-Ninja™ slaughters hemorrhoids and we’re confident it will help you! With our risk-free 100% money-back trial you’ve got nothing to lose but the pain and suffering!